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Bessie The Elephant

If you ask any Circus proprietors how business has been going, and they have suffered the effects of poor attendance, they will all notoriously reply “we starved in……….”  The great U.S. circus publicist, Frank Caplan, saved one such desperate Circus (whose name I have sadly forgotten) from bankruptcy by selling advertising space on the side…

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I Used To Be A Publicist, Get Me Out Of Here

Another year, another bout of IACGMOH, addictive mind candy satisfying our latent lust for the guilty pleasures of a reality TV series. Please drop the faux intellectual bollocks that it’s corrosive, we all take a sadistic pleasure in watching it!   Before I judge Lynne Franks’ first few days in the comfort of the Australian bush,…

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Absolutely Fabulous – Michele Elyzabeth rejoins Heather Mills

So Heather Mills has a new PR ubermouth. It was reported yesterday that she has hired a self-styled French aristocrat and beauty salon owner Michele Elyzabeth as her “official worldwide spokesperson”. She is said to originate from France and started her career with Rogers and Cowan in the Seventies. Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife dumped…

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Malcolm Malaren and Lynne Franks go in "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here!"

A call from one of my fave scribblers informs me that the list of celebrities to brave the jungle and appear on “I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here!” have been just released. I have known for some time that both Malcolm Maclaren and Lynne Franks had taken the ITV schilling and decided to…