The death of the "World's Fattest Man"

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Percival Stein, this week’s Son of Barnum find, courtesy of his great great grandson, Nicholas Leonard, took to the road with the “world’s fattest man”. Stein had come across Joseph Eierling, a circus talent-spotter who had “acquired” John Webb in a circus freak show. John, a mere 19 year old who weighed over 680lbs was being “exhibited” by Eierling as the “world’s fattest man”.
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Mob Handed Publicity

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Percival Stein’s archive, now in the hands of his great great grandson, Nicholas Leonard, tells the story of Stein’s involvement with the New York Mafia. The mob had decided to help Stein, and so his fears of being bumped off were soon forgotten aided by one Ignazio Lupo. The mob was interested in entertainment as a way of generating money through racketeering, and they thought they could use strong arm tactics to make Stein’s clients famous, thus bringing them a healthy revenue.
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An operatic death

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The material on Percival Stein continues to throw up some interesting material. It seems that Stein established himself as a theatre publicist and by 1895 was much in demand. One of his shows involved a visiting Italian opera singer, Paulo Frazzoni, a small but vocally powerful man of humble birth from a peasant village in Southern Italy. Stein decided, with Barnum-style flair, to have Paulo Frazzoni make his entrance at the New York Theatre, in a horse and cart, dressed as a peasant, with various members of the orchestra following on. The themed cart would parade up from the Lower…
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Percival Stein: lost son of Barnum

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I received an email from a man in Mill Hill called Nicholas Leonard who has been reading my blog and had heard about the book. He believes his great great grandfather is truly one of the son’s of Barnum. From a family archive, he came across some extraordinary facts about his great great grandfather, Percival Stein, who started out as an early vaudeville press agent in the U.S.
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MARIAH’S EATING PURPLE FOOD

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Mariah Carey will only eat purple food. The pop diva is convinced mauve-coloured foods like red grapes and plums – known for their anti-ageing benefits – will stop her developing wrinkles. The songstress devised the diet with her nutritionist. Mariah’s eating purple food and stripping off the fat. She doesn’t want the curves that have kept her voice intact. Mariah’s eating purple food and is giving up the flesh. She’s ridding herself of wrinkles and trying to stay fresh. Mariah’s eating purple food all in the name of nutrition. Her celebrity is eating her so it’s become a war of…
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IF ENGLAND WIN THE WORLD CUP

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After Tim Henman’s poor show at Wimbledon, despite a poem in support of his efforts by the Borkowski poet in residence, it is to be hoped that the England football squad can do a bit better this weekend and that these words of encouragement will help… If England win the World Cup there’ll be riots in the streets of little old ladies marching out and tangling up their pleats in all the beer boys who’ll celebrate by falling over drunk. For one whole week there’ll be no school and the workforce will do a bunk and everyone will party in…
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The Vicar Did it

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I received an email from a Mrs Ponsford from Chipping Onger who told me an interesting story about her grandfather who worked for a travelling group of players who toured British seaside resorts with his Whodunnit, Cludoesque show. Giles Ponsford was not only stager manager and actor but also a madcap schemer in generating audiences for his show. As a publicity stunt, Giles encouraged local vicars from the towns he was touring to appear in each show. The vicars would of course plug the show on the preceeding Sunday at their church service.
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Studio Power

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It seems unbelievable in our current climate that the Hollywood Studios used to have so much power and hold over their actors and actresses, practically controlling their whole lives. Greer Garson, MGM’s first lady for many years, was one such actress who felt the reins of the studio system. Greer Garson was in love again, this time with Buddy Fogelson. The couple were spotted together shopping for Christmas presents at the silver shop next to Romanoff’s. Greer’s behaviour was described as “an undefinable, kind of cocky, assured look a woman gets who’s in love…”
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COME ON TIM

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Tim Henman, with typical luck, faces defending champion Roger Federer today at Wimbledon. The Borkowski poet in residence felt he needed some support… Come on Tim find that vim and play your tennis well. Don’t go to ground in the second round, we’ve got strawberries to sell. Be granite faced and don’t get aced; give Federer tennis hell. Come on Tim it’s sink or swim; you know you want to win. It would be kinder if you played a blinder or we’ll drown ourselves in gin. It’s knife-edge stuff but if you do enough we’ll forgive you every sin. It’s…
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SUCKING AT SUCCESS

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McFly drummer Harry Judd claims he spent the night with Lindsay Lohan. The British rocker says it happened after he partied with the ‘Mean Girls’ beauty last year. He is quoted as saying: “I did spend the night with her.” Sleeping with a film star will increase your fame. That one notch on the bedpost will put you in the frame for a brief but stylish entry in the celebrity hall of shame. “She was up for it,” you’ll tell the press. “and I was just the same – she wanted contact, I was there; we set the night aflame.”…
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Back and Forth

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I have had a lot of enquiries as to why we don’t allow people to post comments. The reason is the amount of poker and porn sites that spam the blog with URLs for their sites to generate traffic and search engine listings. If people would genuinely like to post comments, please send them to nourish@borkowski.co.uk One email has just come in inspired by the blog, informing me about Billie McDougal, a disciple of Thomas Lipton, the great retail pioneer. McDougal, who excelled in producing legendary ideas, was in fact the person who came up with the apocryphal story which…
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WE ARE THE WAGS

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The wives and girlfriends (otherwise known as WAGS) of England’s football team have set up camp in Germany and are doing their level best to outshine the team’s rather boring antics on the football pitch. “The cliche about footballers’ wives dictates that they form the kind of rigid girly hierarchies last seen at the back of the school bus, are manicured on the hour, and can drop the GDP of Ecuador in a two-hour shopping spree.” Marina Hyde, The Guardian, Friday, June 23. We are the WAGS and we carry gags for journalists and boyfriends alike. We are the WAGS…
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Don't Count Your Chickens Before they Itch

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The fledgling U.S. Poultry & Egg Association embarked on an awareness drive in the 1930’s. It was originally called The Poultry Breeders of America and its motto was to serve the mutual interests of poultry breeders by promoting the virtues of the chicken. It sought to establish its presence in the life of Egg eating Americans’ promoting of U.S. poultry and egg products. One of its great wheezes was to create chicken generated entertainment at all the great State fairs. coast to coast. Way before the invention of Chicken costumes, KFC and McNuggets, the forward thinking chicken producers demonstrated a…
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The golden age of street stunts

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Do those blokes holding Golf sale signs drive you nuts? The golden age of street stunts was in the 1920’s, when the publicity-hungry were dafter and more creative. The age saw flagpole sitting, public goldfish swallowing and other outdoor marathons to generate ballyhoo. The prohibition era in the States initiated an entire underground economy of peddlers coming up with wheezes to generate attention.
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Keeping on the Straight and Narrow

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After a week away holed up in a dusty library slaving away at more research I am pleased to report the blog is back. Last week’s research delved into the work of the studio teams who developed sophisticated methods of damage limitation. Homosexuality was one of the peccadilloes that every major Hollywood publicist had to keep out of the public eye. It still is. In the early 1930’s it was vital to promote gay or bisexual stars in one of two ways – as family men or womanizing bachelors. Countless stars, of whom Rock Hudson is merely the most famous,…
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THE BUTTERFLY THAT BROKE THE WHEEL

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Kate Moss will not face charges for possession of cocaine. A £200,000 police investigation has ended in chaos after Britain’s Crown Prosecution Service ruled that images showing the supermodel chopping up white powder in a London recording studio last September did not constitute sufficient evidence to prosecute. Kate, oh Kate your luck is in – lack of evidence has saved your skin. Kate, everyone knows how you stay so thin but do you need to wear such a skeletal grin as you charge round town drinking pints of gin wrapped in a shroud of pious spin? Drug busts slug fests…
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WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE?

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Michael Jackson will not be releasing his long awaited charity single because of an argument over royalties. The pop singer penned ‘What More Can I Give’ to raise money for the families of the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, but Jackson insists that he owns the copyright of the song and had no intention of donating any of the royalties. The only money to be donated to charity, if the single was released, would be from CD sales. Charity begins at home, get Bubbles on the mobile phone to negotiate my royalty fees I need this good cause to…
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Old but gold

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Old but gold Advertisers riding the World Cup wave struggle to differentiate themselves but a classic PR stunt can produce more buzz for less cash http://media.guardian.co.uk/columnists/story/0,,1797384,00.html
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IF YOU LIVE THE HIGH LIFE

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for David Beckham David Beckham was left fuming after a German newspaper branded his mum a “peasant”. The England football captain is said to be furious after discovering popular paper Bild attacked his entire family – including his young children – who are staying in Frankfurt for the World Cup. If you live the high life you must learn to take the knocks as someone’s always jealous of success. If you live the high life you’ll need shoulders like an ox to just survive the hatred of the press. And if they call your mum a peasant take a deep…
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