TEQUILA SUNSET

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Mel Gibson, whose father is a holocaust denier, has risked career suicide after a drunken anti-semitic outburst after being pulled over for speeding in California. A car’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as a tongue laced with tequila and a history of denial. A tongue’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as a brave heart soured and mashed by conspiracy theory. A brave heart’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as an apology from the bank account, not the heart. An apology’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as an alcoholic tirade in the tequila…
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Red tape and the art of the dangerous stunt

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The front page of this morning’s Daily Mirror has the harrowing headline “Girl, 6, Killed In Fire-Eater Horror”. A six year old girl died from burns when she was showered with flames while watching a fire eater in Turkey. Apparently the little girl was the victim of a stunt spectacle going horribly wrong, when a fire-eater’s petrol bottle exploded and the subsequent blast set fire to the auditorium in which they were seated.
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AFTER THE GOLD RUSH

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after After the Gold Rush by Neil Young Sir Paul McCartney has issued formal divorce proceedings after his estranged wife Heather Mills rejected a £30 million offer. A source revealed: “In his eyes, they agreed they wanted to make the divorce quick and painless and a settlement was virtually in place. It now appears she wants as much as she can and she has left herself open to suggestions that she is a ‘gold digger’.” Well I dreamed I had a perfect wedding that I’d found myself a Queen and that my children were all singing and Ringo was drumming…
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Cooking up a Dream

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I have noticed down the years that publicists can often get over-excited about what looks, on paper, to be a very interesting job proposal. But sometimes, by the time you’re only half way through, the job has exposed hidden depths. I have been reading about some of the shenanigans of Paul Macnamara, who entered the film industry in 1945 as the director of advertising and publicity for the David O. Selznick organisation. The Selznick Releasing Organization was making a picture from author, Eric Hodgins’ bestseller, Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House. The deal was struck by Dore Schary, who was…
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Leaving LA

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Leaving LA Being a studio PR is a horrible no-win job and you just end up taking flak from all sides It used to be one of the best jobs in Hollywood. These days there can’t be many worse jobs in the world than being a studio PR. This week’s Variety reports, under the headline “Flight of the Flacks”, news of the latest departure from Tinseltown’s top-floor publicity department. http://media.guardian.co.uk/marketingandpr/comment/0,,1828689,00.html
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MySpace Generation

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The rise of MySpace is changing the face of the music business. The Borkowski poet in residence, who succumbed to the delights of MySpace recently, celebrates it with a poem. I want to network and I want to make friends I’m not here for dating but to see what life sends I want to show the world what I’m about I want to prove I exist, remove all doubt I want you to know what I love and despise I want to look you in your cyber eyes I want respect not veneration as a spoke in the wheel of…
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PR Ancient and Modern

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So here I am again staring at another blank piece of paper. Struggling to drive my grey matter to execute some intellectual gymnastics. I examine my scrawled notes balancing a reference book on my knee. As I begin to type and the juices start to flow, a bloody email pings up in the corner of my screen. I am immediately distracted, not least because it has been sent from a highly entertaining old mate with a wicked sense of fun. Phil spends too much time contemplating the modern and confusing public relations hemisphere. It’s a breathless email: “Shit Borkie take…
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COUNTING TO TEN

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England and Manchester United star Wayne Rooney is said to be “devastated” after football memorabilia was stolen from his parents’ home last weekend. Poor Wayne, all your mementos have been taken in the night to be sold for pennies or perhaps a fix of smack. In the absence of World Cup glory they were all you had of sentimental worth. All your parents’ dreams for you were wrapped in them You’ve developed fast – in football. But your ball control’s outstripped your ability to control yourself so let this be a lesson – remember these trinkets, these signposts to a…
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The age of the early Stuntster

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Oh one more thing before I end today’s Barnum blog. Dedication is the word that was used constantly by many of the people I interviewed for my book. Whoever I spoke to, whether it was Lord Bell or Bobby Zarem, irrespective of their skill or area of expertise, they attributed their success to a belief in the client and the subsequent commitment needed to create and manage the client’s success. So going back to the age of the early Stuntster, I realised that the trailblazers had those same motivational genes, but subtly they had a more practical manner. Currently when…
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Engineering Opinion

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By the dawn of the 1970’s, television changed the way in which publicists in the U.S. used their craft. Budgets could be plundered if a course could be chartered between ‘turn’ and product. It was Henry Rogers of Rogers and Cowan who pioneered the way. He fully understood the value of entertainment collateral when dealing with promoting product. What was important was balance; and any true PR empire knows this for ultimate effect and unfettered development. As companies desired enlargement and expansion, the status quo began to change. The “boutique” or speciality agency that had become so prominent in the…
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The Pop Star

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after William Blake Britney Spears has found a new love – tigers. The singer has posted a tribute to the endangered big cats on her official website, in which she says she shares the same “love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure” as the ferocious animals. She writes: “I’m mesmerised by tigers… they almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them.” Pop star, pop star burning bright on a TV show tonight pert and pleasing to the eye. How do you know that you are free? In what distant clubs or bars did you yearn to reach the stars? On whose…
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BREAST IN SHOW

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Keira Knightley says she is sick of seeing herself on the front cover of magazines and in ads with digitally blown up breasts. She said: “You’re not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.” The Borkowski poet in residence imagines what might be going on in the minds of the magazine editors… We’ll take a flat chest, a very flat chest and we will make it bigger. If you have cellulite we’ll put it out of sight and we’ll fiddle with your figure. We’ll take…
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WHO LEVIES THE LEVIER?

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The cash for peerages scandal paralysing Labour moved perilously close to Tony Blair’s door when the Metropolitan police recently arrested Lord Levy, Mr Blair’s personal party fundraiser, Middle East envoy and tennis partner. What is it wriggling at the heart of the rose that with a gardener’s fingers the police seek to expose? Is it a mask or a devil or simply a worm? What is it that makes the Prime Minister squirm like a schoolboy in love as his aides are arrested? Has he something to hide or has he just not digested the scale of the problem that’s…
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Michael Levine: bitterness and betrayal

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I have had a flurry of emails from folk interested in debating some of the issues I wrote about yesterday. One of the key points I was asked to expand upon was the subject of the mortally wounded publicist. I don’t know where to start, but when researching my book in Los Angeles, I met a number of publicists who were keen to open up and chat about the topic in a much more frank way than any Brits have. Bitter PR’s are never pleasant people to encounter. The issue which over-powers the old and current generation of publicists or…
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Percival Stein: lost son of Barnum

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After a week of working through the papers from Percival Stein, I have been considering his legacy. I suppose if one had to sum up my research, it’s clear that he was a lost son of Barnum. The papers provide evidence that advocates he was a man of passion, in love with something that was yet to be called a profession. I believe I have now spent over ten years considering men like Stein and have tried to search for the constituents that drive this passion. I believe that at the nucleus of all the great publicists is this substantial…
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TABLOID DOLLS

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Robbie Williams was so worn out by his string of one night stands he had to have a vitamin injection in his bottom, it has been claimed. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The Borkowski poet in residence senses a worrying trend developing… The doors of perception are closing. The stones are no longer rolling. All the kinks are being ironed from pop stars. They are betraying their calling. Once, pop stars were priapic and crazy, a Dionysian joy to behold but in this world of mass consumption they’re becoming quiet and cold. All the drugs…
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Jumping ahead of the game

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As early as Percival Stein’s days, men were performing great displays of daring by jumping from building to building to promote brands. Percival Stein employed an actor named Richard Talmadge, a stunt man from Hollywood and paid him to make daring leaps from one building to another to launch events and promote companies.
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Unleadening the Zeppelin

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Two more tales have come from Nicholas Leonard’s great great grandfather’s archive. An early U.S. flight company approached Percival Stein in regard to their zeppelin flight service which was losing money left and right. It appeared that nobody trusted the hefty aircraft and preferred not to fly with the company.
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Dome and Domer

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In a bid to achieve clarity in a complicated matter, the Borkowski poet in residence recorded this exclusive interview with John Prescott, regarding his meetings with American billionaire Philip Anschutz, earlier today… We’d already certified the gambling and domed around a bit and now everything is moving there’s no doubt of it. We’ve got it going in directions it never went before. The government’s got housing – we’re refurbishing the poor – and if my job is on the line I’ll draw it where I can. I don’t need to punch more farmers to prove that I’m a man so…
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The World's Tallest Tailor's Dummy

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Continuing with the stunts of Percival Stein, this week’s “Son of Barnum”, Stein found himself in the employ of a large but financially insecure New York Tailoring business. Despite numerous attempts to increase their revenue, Teideman’s of NYC were making a loss for the fifth year running. Having heard of Stein’s exceptional talents for publicity, Teideman’s chairman, Norman Starck employed Stein to “revamp” their image.
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