Mel Gibson, whose father is a holocaust denier, has risked career suicide after a drunken anti-semitic outburst after being pulled over for speeding in California. A car’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as a tongue laced with tequila and a history of denial. A tongue’s a lethal weapon but not as lethal as…
after After the Gold Rush by Neil Young Sir Paul McCartney has issued formal divorce proceedings after his estranged wife Heather Mills rejected a £30 million offer. A source revealed: “In his eyes, they agreed they wanted to make the divorce quick and painless and a settlement was virtually in place. It now appears she…
The rise of MySpace is changing the face of the music business. The Borkowski poet in residence, who succumbed to the delights of MySpace recently, celebrates it with a poem. I want to network and I want to make friends I’m not here for dating but to see what life sends I want to show…
England and Manchester United star Wayne Rooney is said to be “devastated” after football memorabilia was stolen from his parents’ home last weekend. Poor Wayne, all your mementos have been taken in the night to be sold for pennies or perhaps a fix of smack. In the absence of World Cup glory they were all…
after William Blake Britney Spears has found a new love – tigers. The singer has posted a tribute to the endangered big cats on her official website, in which she says she shares the same “love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure” as the ferocious animals. She writes: “I’m mesmerised by tigers… they almost have a…
Keira Knightley says she is sick of seeing herself on the front cover of magazines and in ads with digitally blown up breasts. She said: “You’re not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.” The Borkowski poet in residence imagines…
The cash for peerages scandal paralysing Labour moved perilously close to Tony Blair’s door when the Metropolitan police recently arrested Lord Levy, Mr Blair’s personal party fundraiser, Middle East envoy and tennis partner. What is it wriggling at the heart of the rose that with a gardener’s fingers the police seek to expose? Is it…
Robbie Williams was so worn out by his string of one night stands he had to have a vitamin injection in his bottom, it has been claimed. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The Borkowski poet in residence senses a worrying trend developing… The doors of perception are closing. The stones…
In a bid to achieve clarity in a complicated matter, the Borkowski poet in residence recorded this exclusive interview with John Prescott, regarding his meetings with American billionaire Philip Anschutz, earlier today… We’d already certified the gambling and domed around a bit and now everything is moving there’s no doubt of it. We’ve got it…
Mariah Carey will only eat purple food. The pop diva is convinced mauve-coloured foods like red grapes and plums – known for their anti-ageing benefits – will stop her developing wrinkles. The songstress devised the diet with her nutritionist. Mariah’s eating purple food and stripping off the fat. She doesn’t want the curves that have…