After Tim Henman’s poor show at Wimbledon, despite a poem in support of his efforts by the Borkowski poet in residence, it is to be hoped that the England football squad can do a bit better this weekend and that these words of encouragement will help… If England win the World Cup there’ll be riots…
Tim Henman, with typical luck, faces defending champion Roger Federer today at Wimbledon. The Borkowski poet in residence felt he needed some support… Come on Tim find that vim and play your tennis well. Don’t go to ground in the second round, we’ve got strawberries to sell. Be granite faced and don’t get aced; give…
McFly drummer Harry Judd claims he spent the night with Lindsay Lohan. The British rocker says it happened after he partied with the ‘Mean Girls’ beauty last year. He is quoted as saying: “I did spend the night with her.” Sleeping with a film star will increase your fame. That one notch on the bedpost…
The wives and girlfriends (otherwise known as WAGS) of England’s football team have set up camp in Germany and are doing their level best to outshine the team’s rather boring antics on the football pitch. “The cliche about footballers’ wives dictates that they form the kind of rigid girly hierarchies last seen at the back…
Kate Moss will not face charges for possession of cocaine. A £200,000 police investigation has ended in chaos after Britain’s Crown Prosecution Service ruled that images showing the supermodel chopping up white powder in a London recording studio last September did not constitute sufficient evidence to prosecute. Kate, oh Kate your luck is in –…
Michael Jackson will not be releasing his long awaited charity single because of an argument over royalties. The pop singer penned ‘What More Can I Give’ to raise money for the families of the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, but Jackson insists that he owns the copyright of the song and had no intention…
for David Beckham David Beckham was left fuming after a German newspaper branded his mum a “peasant”. The England football captain is said to be furious after discovering popular paper Bild attacked his entire family – including his young children – who are staying in Frankfurt for the World Cup. If you live the high…
The length of a throw in is a physicist’s dream. They see aerodynamics like a child views ice cream they love muscle arrangements and projection velocity and they make equations to express a player’s ferocity but kinetics, kinetics – it’s all in the throw in the instinctive angle when the ball is let go at…
Kevin Federline wants his children to work in fast food restaurants. The fledging rapper, who is expecting his second child with wife Britney Spears, said: “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work…
Cheap publicity solutions for aging celebrities George Michael believes his recent arrest was good for his career. He said: “In all honesty it does me good. I take crap for a couple of weeks but it promotes my new single. I hate to say it but it’s true. I don’t want to do regular promotion…