A MAJOR GAFFE

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Edwina Currie’s decision to come clean about her affair with John Major may have seemed like a good idea at the time but she’ll be left to pick up the pieces after it’s all gone wrong
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JUNGLE FEVER

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The contestants on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! may think they’re salvaging their careers, but in fact they’re just making fools of themselves in public
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SMOKING GUN

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He made 14 smokeathon movies, including Basic Instinct, but now a repentant, and cancer-ridden, screenwriter is trying to get Hollywood to quit…
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PLAYGROUND TWISTS

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My advice to Angus Deayton – publish and be damned. Meanwhile, media moguls are planning to emulate the success of the Blair Witch Project PR campaign. The scriptwriters down at Have I Got News For You? have created a suave, sophisticated and knowing Deayton persona…
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CAUGHT IN AN AMBUSH

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World Cup time, and the usual suspects have lined up to part with £20m a shot for the right to slap a logo on some merchandising tat and a load of hoardings. Nike and Pepsi have opted for “ambush marketing” instead.
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OWN GOAL

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Alex Ferguson’s recent petulant outburst shows football clubs still have a lot to learn about media management.Football could fairly lay claim to being unique among multimillion-pound industries in its slapdash approach to media management.
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THE ULRIKA EFFECT

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Whilst Ulrika Jonsson’s playing the old PR game to perfection, she may have gone just one step too far by exploiting a situation in which the losers could be an entire nation. And what sporting hack will put up with that?
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BLOOD MONEY

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Gordon Brown and Count Dracula come in joint first for PR scoop of the week. Some would say it was two bloodsuckers who topped the bill in the stunt stakes this week. Ladies and gentleman, first I give you the amazing fiscal magician Gordon Brown…
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HISTORY IN THE MAKING

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As church, nobility and government gather to mark the Queen Mother’s passing, it’s worth pausing to consider where the real power lies. This is the stuff of which Historic Moments are made. Or rather manufactured. History is being written for us, by the mass of the media.
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JUDGMENT DAY

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As Graham Norton would say, it’s all SOOOOOO exciting! Naomi Campbell has walked victorious from the court with enough damages to buy half a Prada handbag, the Mirror has landed itself with a £200,000 advertising (sorry, legal) bill and the successful prosecution counsel, Keith Schilling, has set himself up for a nice little number as celebrity lawyer number one.
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THE INVISIBLE MAN

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The Tories are on the up, but surprisingly, Iain Duncan Smith is keeping his head down. As the wags have it “he knows what’s best for the party” (ha ha). As the news broke about the Conservatives’ improved rating in the polls, IDS conspicuously failed to whore around the airwaves or shove the story up the news agenda.
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RUTHLESS PEOPLE

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The Academy Awards ceremony – an emotionally fraught, “and the winner is …” edge-of-your-seats spectacular – was once a genuinely innocent, onion-juice in the eye-liner number. Superficially it still is. Performers wear unusual dresses, some reveal more breast than is considered decorous by the press and the press print close-up pictures over four pages to prove it, winners evince shock, delight and surprise, and the saintly, warm smiles of the losers fail to disguise the bitter rank jealousy that they feel inside – so no change there.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

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By hyping the horror of the photographs of dead heroin addict Rachel Whitear, the media has inadvertently diminished their impact. The story attached to it is cautionary and heart-breaking; the parents’ decision to publish is courageous, given that their pain becomes public property and their history becomes subject to unwelcome scrutiny.
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THE TRUE POWER OF THE PRESS

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The Stephen Byers affair is a classic example of the press wielding its power to remind the establishment who’s really pulling the strings. What the media least likes is the feeling that someone’s trying to get one over on them – as Sir Richard Mottram, Martin Sixsmith, Jo Moore and Stephen Byers now know to their cost.
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SELLEBRITY

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While the nation is gripped by Pop Idol fever, the ‘stars’ involved are set to make a mint. But are the real losers in the show – or on the sofa? This is the big new entertainment business – sellebrity. Hype people’s hopes, get them to shell out time and money in the (illusory) pursuit of fame, and clear off when you’ve cleared a profit.
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